So, I have finally learned the code to make a basic platformer :D I messed around with the stuff last night and had a lot of fun. Hopefully I'll be able to use this wonderfull knowledge for some sort of game in zee future, untill that day, please enjoy a glitch ridden journey through the clouds of imagination and glory!

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/070909 /86245_platformer_test_Scene_2.php

So yeah, finally made something new over the weekend, and gatta say, very happy I did it. Inspired by a heat wave that hit my town a few days ago, please do me the honor of checking it out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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My parents have seen fit to bestow upon me a new laptop as I am off to the world of college and fancy things! This being the case I thoguht I would share thiswonderfull news with the world! It is true, tech does not make the animator, but it does make the animator happy! That being said, I'm off to re-install flash and get all them old files stowed safley within my new hard drive. :D thank you and have a pleasant day, night, evening, breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, party, bbq, or social gather of your choice

peace out :D

New toon, didn't do as well as I'd hoped, still glad I got the tablet practice in.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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It seems to have gone up to a respectable Green :D! I wonder if that quality's it to go into the Awesome collection. That'd be rather ...AWESOME :D

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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was part of a collab, got cut. Figured I'd submit it here :D. and vwa la! Little ticked I could'nt get the icon I Wanted to look right, w/e

This here's a little demo of the new Chib modelz. Had a lot of fun messing around with it. The song is "dont ask me" by ok go if anyone's wondering and that bit at the end is some other thing I Threw in for kicks :D

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/070709 /75280_chib_models_2.php<Photo 1>

It is in times of great sarrow, when darkness swallows up the land, when all hope has been extinguished by existentialist's...that we must grab the bull by the horns, then saw off those horns and sell them to make a profit...

The box of several hundred X's had been slain, and with it, any hopes of acquiring several pirates bounties "as stated in the scrolls of yesteryear" I was beside myself in front of a mirror "what have we become" I asked myself. And he asked me "what have we become?" in perfect unison.

It was at this moment that a voice echoes through the halls of the common room "NEVER FEAR! I Shall revive him!"

and what to my wondering eyes should appear, but an African American president, with a smile and good cheer! He said several well phrased words, then went straight to his work. Unscrewed the bolts of oppression and dismantled the DVD drive with a jerk. Then he placed several pennies, all in a neat line, cast a quick fire spell "he was level 99" then snapped his fingers, and gave the box a smack. Then turned to me and said back.

"Hope is here...have a crackerjack!"

and then he flew out the window to do more good dead's, while me and the box of X's celebrated in great jubilee. Peace was restored, once again to the land, all because of the teacher of "yes we can"

Tragedy today my comrads...wrenched tragedy, from a story that must be told...for the sake of a well needed moral, in todays cold cold world.

It was a fine, summers day. The birds where chirping, the wood elves where baking cookies, the Emerald clan was away dueling with a group of gypsies, and I Was merrily trotting along, on a quest for the road less traveled.

Yes, it was the perfect set up for a tragedy to occur, and so the cruel fates that be decided "man...lets go F with this guy" and that one fate in the corner was all " na man, he's not doing anything fowl, let us use our mighty powers for a more fulfilling task" but the other fates in the room all bit their thumb's at that silly rouge, leaving the already ostracized fate to flip several biches and go for a stroll of his own, leaving me to do battle with the fowl concoction the not so awesome fates had decided upon.

I saw before me a box. Inscribed with three hundred and sixty X's. Which I eminently recognized as the symbol pirates uses to mark their bounty! Assuming this was a box with the contents of three hundred and sixty pirate based fortunes. I Immediately grabbed it and ventured home, to boast afront all dem "fools" who be up in my grizz-ill.

When suddenly the box shook, and emitted a vibrant red glow. "death" it whispered, in a voice that haunts me even now. "Death from the rings of RED!"

"A DEMON!" I proclaimed! tossing the box of several hundred X's aside.

It died that day, and I feasted heartily upon it's flesh, but not before reminding myself, that though this demon was vile beyond imagine...all it ever wanted...was to be loved...a task I had failed to accomplish.

But the memory of this event will forever be immortalized in my mind, a scar on my soul that tells me to be the better man...to help the old woman across the street, and to live my life as a Glorious and shining example of Awesome, instead of a lowly cashier...

Think about it...BE the change

My god...this day...this day I have just had was so AMAZING...

so mind blowingly GLORIOUS

that I have no choice but to share its magnificence with the world!

Listen up my brothers, sisters, and brotherly sisters. For this is the tale that will haunt your nightmares for years to come.

IT happened quietly enough, I was in the kitchen, cookin up some bitchin waffles...when all of a sudden...I realized...I had ...NO EGGS!

Thinking quickly I flew on the wings of imagination to the grocery store! Their I began to search the barracs for a guide who could aid me on my quest for the ovular grail.

"YOU THEIR!" I asked a lad, dressed in the garb of the Emerald Clan "Do you know the where abouts of the most bitchin of eggs?" He nodded, slowly. Eying me over, starring deeply into my very soul. I asked him"Sir...I have a hunger that can only be satisfied with your help...will you aid me".

A single tear fell from his eye "You remind me of my fellow kinsman, Vinny zee Fish...he died trying to defend this holy land from a group of gypsy's...I will help you"

and with the flick of his mighty hands , and that of a mighty electrical switch. The establishment was soon illuminated, and their dear friends...at the end of the third row, upon the forth shelf...was my prize.

I thanked the man, swearing to always remember his noble act, and then returned to my domain, ready to finish preparing the waffles I had yearned for...below is a visual representation of how my tummy felt afterward...

as you can see...they where delicous.

HOLY F***IN SNAP! people use this Newgrouds for bloggery?!?

I WANT TO BE HIP AND FRESH!!!

I must join in this internet craze....

dear blog...

today I woke up, and was all "oh snap...this day is gonna be FLIPPIN SWEET!"
I Was wrong...it would seem that fate had another sort of day laid out for me, one that would take me to the ends of the earth, and beyond the bounds of my imagination...

I heard a noise from my window, a clawing, and would you not know it comrad?

it was a motha flippin unicorn!

and I Was all "oh damn unicorn, what brings you to this motha flippin neck of the woods"
and he was all " oh ya know...nothing"
but I knew unicron "that was his name, cause see, we decided it was a clever way to reference the transformers" and I asked him

"unicron baby...whats wrong?"
and he starred at me with his big unicorny eyes and said

"I just feel...so...alone"
and I embraced him. in the most masculine way a man can hug a unicorn, while whispering in his ear
"love is a battlefield"

he starred at me, then off into the rising sun " I must go..." he said "I have to make things right"

I patted his head " I know...give em hell lad...give em hell"
and we flew off into the sky.

We laughed, we cried, we loved, and we lived.
and when I Returned on that faithful night. I knew what it truly ment to BE a man.

so ended my glorious day.