My god...this day...this day I have just had was so AMAZING...

so mind blowingly GLORIOUS

that I have no choice but to share its magnificence with the world!

Listen up my brothers, sisters, and brotherly sisters. For this is the tale that will haunt your nightmares for years to come.

IT happened quietly enough, I was in the kitchen, cookin up some bitchin waffles...when all of a sudden...I realized...I had ...NO EGGS!

Thinking quickly I flew on the wings of imagination to the grocery store! Their I began to search the barracs for a guide who could aid me on my quest for the ovular grail.

"YOU THEIR!" I asked a lad, dressed in the garb of the Emerald Clan "Do you know the where abouts of the most bitchin of eggs?" He nodded, slowly. Eying me over, starring deeply into my very soul. I asked him"Sir...I have a hunger that can only be satisfied with your help...will you aid me".

A single tear fell from his eye "You remind me of my fellow kinsman, Vinny zee Fish...he died trying to defend this holy land from a group of gypsy's...I will help you"

and with the flick of his mighty hands , and that of a mighty electrical switch. The establishment was soon illuminated, and their dear friends...at the end of the third row, upon the forth shelf...was my prize.

I thanked the man, swearing to always remember his noble act, and then returned to my domain, ready to finish preparing the waffles I had yearned for...below is a visual representation of how my tummy felt afterward...

as you can see...they where delicous.