HOLY F***IN SNAP! people use this Newgrouds for bloggery?!?

I WANT TO BE HIP AND FRESH!!!

I must join in this internet craze....

dear blog...

today I woke up, and was all "oh snap...this day is gonna be FLIPPIN SWEET!"
I Was wrong...it would seem that fate had another sort of day laid out for me, one that would take me to the ends of the earth, and beyond the bounds of my imagination...

I heard a noise from my window, a clawing, and would you not know it comrad?

it was a motha flippin unicorn!

and I Was all "oh damn unicorn, what brings you to this motha flippin neck of the woods"
and he was all " oh ya know...nothing"
but I knew unicron "that was his name, cause see, we decided it was a clever way to reference the transformers" and I asked him

"unicron baby...whats wrong?"
and he starred at me with his big unicorny eyes and said

"I just feel...so...alone"
and I embraced him. in the most masculine way a man can hug a unicorn, while whispering in his ear
"love is a battlefield"

he starred at me, then off into the rising sun " I must go..." he said "I have to make things right"

I patted his head " I know...give em hell lad...give em hell"
and we flew off into the sky.

We laughed, we cried, we loved, and we lived.
and when I Returned on that faithful night. I knew what it truly ment to BE a man.

so ended my glorious day.